The Onion Movie — Official Trailer

Synopsis

Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

Cast & Crew

Directed by Tom Kuntz

• Len Cariou
  as Norm Archer
• Ken Takemoto
  as Sensei
• Steven Seagal
  as Cock Puncher
• Larissa Laskin
  as Dana Dobbs
• Don McManus
  as Dennis McCormick
• Michael Bolton
  as Michael Bolton